The Cloud Farm is tucked in the hills above San Juan del Sur, the charming little surf town on the southern Pacific Coast of Nicaragua, only 30 minutes from the border with Costa Rica. This is “the place” to get away from it all, within 500 acres of indigenous forest and farmland. Most of our food is organically grown onsite; Fruit, vegetables, coffee, eggs, milk—you name it, we grow it (or squeeze it). Explore the jungle on horseback or milk the cows at the crack of dawn. Or, simply follow status quo, ditch the shoes, and lounge by the pool between surfing, massages, and yoga. Don’t worry, we called your work and they said to save you a spot.